Heavy Plant

Walk past a "Heavy Plant" warning and wonder vaguely if the trees thought it was for them; if whoever put it up had enough imag...



I appear to have inadvertantly imbibed the entire contents of my hipflask whilst watching A Better Tomorrow (honestly there is no way you can watch this film sober (though my cantonese has improved maarkedly)). To attempt to counteract the deleterious effects of about 4 double measures of finest Irish whiskey I have just drunk the first of two 750ml bottles of water. It's going to be a long night.


  1. Actually 1.5l of water seems to perfectly counteract the 4 very generous doubles that the hipflask holds and I didn't wake up until about the right time anyway.

    Not a tactic I'll be using evry night but it might be effective against the occasional bouts of insomnia...