Heavy Plant

Walk past a "Heavy Plant" warning and wonder vaguely if the trees thought it was for them; if whoever put it up had enough imag...


ever have trouble finding your banana in the dark?

Then what you need is a glow-in-the-dark bananaguard.

Alternate uses for this odd bit of plastic on a postcard please.


I think it's going to be quite an inspiring day, I may even post more than one thing today, which would make this the most successful day ever for this blog.

The day had quite an inspiring start. It being a friend's birthday we went to a pub for breakfast. A pint of Guiness before you've had anything to eat can be quite an inspiring experience. Not quite as inspiring however as watching your friends do lines of coke off the table after eating the biggest, meatiest fry-up I have ever eaten. That was very inspiring.

My filth levels aren't quite set as high. A full English and a pint of Guiness is about all I'll stretch to on a weekday. I finished my pint and went to work.