Previously she'd asked me, quite incredulously, did I know that five percent of greenhous gasses came from cattle farting. Yes, I said, I think I'd heard that before somewhere. But five percent, that's a lot.
Whilst lying in bed, starting to drift off:
Five percent?!That sounds like a load of bullshit.
We were helpless with laughter for the next 10 minutes.
Oh dear. Oh deary me. Oh dear!
ReplyDeleteIndeed. There's not much more than that you can say is there.
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