Heavy Plant

Walk past a "Heavy Plant" warning and wonder vaguely if the trees thought it was for them; if whoever put it up had enough imag...




  • Waking up before the alarm and waiting for it, watching it, trying to anticipate it
  • Peculiar and inexplicable skin complaints
  • Drinking too much
  • Dreams where I'm back at university and behind on my work (3 times this week)
  • Arguing with bus drivers before 7am on a Saturday
  • 2 to do lists and no idea where to start


  • Holiday

I recognise this, this is stress isn't it? Thank Christ for that, I thought I was going nuts.


  1. Arguing with bus drivers before 7 a.m. on a Saturday? How so? Have you taken to sleeping with bus drivers or something?

  2. Regretably my life is even less exotic than that.

    The bastard parked outside the flat with his engine on and woke me up.

  3. Er, no. It may seem that way to anyone in sunny London, but I'm actually having to work for beer money and mortgage payments and that kind of thing.

    I'm sure I didn't come out here for this!

  4. Save up for a safari in the Congo. Being groped by a female gorilla will change your whole perspective on life.

  5. I'm fairly sure it would! Although I'm fairly sure I had that experience in a pub in Crewe...