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2008-03-08

Anxiety

by dataphage at 6:43 am filed under:

Symptoms:

  • Waking up before the alarm and waiting for it, watching it, trying to anticipate it
  • Peculiar and inexplicable skin complaints
  • Drinking too much
  • Dreams where I'm back at university and behind on my work (3 times this week)
  • Arguing with bus drivers before 7am on a Saturday
  • 2 to do lists and no idea where to start

Treatment:

  • Holiday

I recognise this, this is stress isn't it? Thank Christ for that, I thought I was going nuts.

6 comments:

  1. NickMonday, March 10, 2008 10:03:00 pm

    Arguing with bus drivers before 7 a.m. on a Saturday? How so? Have you taken to sleeping with bus drivers or something?

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  2. dataphageTuesday, March 11, 2008 6:32:00 am

    Regretably my life is even less exotic than that.

    The bastard parked outside the flat with his engine on and woke me up.

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  3. BYWednesday, March 12, 2008 10:34:00 am

    Aren't you already on holiday?

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  4. dataphageThursday, March 13, 2008 7:10:00 am

    Er, no. It may seem that way to anyone in sunny London, but I'm actually having to work for beer money and mortgage payments and that kind of thing.

    I'm sure I didn't come out here for this!

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  5. Gorilla BananasSaturday, March 15, 2008 9:06:00 pm

    Save up for a safari in the Congo. Being groped by a female gorilla will change your whole perspective on life.

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  6. dataphageMonday, March 17, 2008 1:22:00 pm

    I'm fairly sure it would! Although I'm fairly sure I had that experience in a pub in Crewe...

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