Walks into Mont Blanc shop, looks at expensive fountain pen. Sales assistant approaches...
"You want StarWalker?"
"No me want Light Saber!" Makes appropriate whosshing noizes
Receives utterly bamboozled look from sales assistant.
"This is not the sci-fi fan you are looking for...." Makes appropriate Jedi gesture. Still nothing. Backs slowly out of shop.
Good to see that the 13 hour flight hasn't dented my twisted sense of humour.
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