I've got a hangover so I'm not doing any work and I don't feel like writing anything good. Instead I shall be plumbing the depths of the internet for crap. It's going to be a long day...
Cartoon causes religious outrage.
Italian granny snatches jewelery. Sorry.
In case you missed this story: British Inteligence's most sophisticated surveillance technology is a rock. Q division are clearly running out of ideas.
The events of 11 September 2001 are all a big conspiracy. No, really.... Although when you read about what everyone was doing the day before you do begin to wonder a bit. They clearly knew that something was about to happen.
A collection of useless trivia, much of it untrue.
Pi to one million places, just in case you need it.
How to turn a room sideways. Bloody students.
Water bottle jet pack.
Don't try and cure hiccups with a gun. It might prove a little too effective.
There is now a new surgical option for ugly people. A genuine face transplant. Maybe that's what world class airhead Paris Hilton needs to be able to change her fixed facial expression.
Dinner ladies investigate what's in Superman's lunchbox:
There were just so many options for captions for this picture that I had trouble choosing one. Rejections included the disgusting 'Superman tosses dinner ladies salad'. Thank God I didn't publish that one.
The Rock says...
ReplyDeleteIs Dataphage becoming a surrogate Charging?
People who kick up such a fuss over a cartoon need to develop a sense of humour. And have faith in the punishing abilities of their God, obviously.
"Secretary of Transportation Norman Mineta, in an underground bunker at the White House, watched Vice President Cheney castigate a young officer for asking, as the plane drew closer and closer to the Pentagon, "Do the orders still stand?" The order cannot have been to shoot it down, but must have been the opposite."...like a conspiracy theory as much as I do, and just as convinced that the "whole truth" isn`t immediatly apparent, but that`s just a little bit flimsy...
How is this possible???
And I couldn`t possibly comment on the entirety of the wealth of Internet goodies you`ve served up - why, the seams of my brain are bursting as I type...and I`m blatantly slacking at work...