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Heavy Plant

Walk past a "Heavy Plant" warning and wonder vaguely if the trees thought it was for them; if whoever put it up had enough imag...

Monday, January 11, 2016

Hustle

Hey, you. Yeah, you.

Wanna buy some writing? Wanna buy some thinking?

No? You'll regret it later when you've got nothing to do and you end up numb in front of the TV again.

Go on, just a lightweight concept or two.

No, really?! Well, fuck you then! I hope you suddenly come to in the middle of your reality TV program, see how little reality it contains and your brain dribbles out of your nose because of your ludicrous ineptitude with abstraction.

Up yours man! On your way.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Prototype

This is the prototype of an improvised conceptual device.

I am testing out ideas for a new occasional series.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Heavy Plant


Walk past a "Heavy Plant" warning and wonder vaguely if the trees thought it was for them; if whoever put it up had enough imagination to wish they were putting it on a tree or enough insight to see the irony that heavy plant machinery is commonly used in the removal of heavy plants.

Put yourself in the position of the trees, try to think like they might. The sign seems to suggest far more questions than it answers:

  • How heavy would a plant have to be to warrant its own sign?
  • Where on the transition from sapling to full tree might that point be?
  • Is a single tree enough for a sign or should a tree in search of a sign join a copse to up their chances?