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Walk past a "Heavy Plant" warning and wonder vaguely if the trees thought it was for them; if whoever put it up had enough imag...

Saturday, May 21, 2005

Starwalker

Walks into Mont Blanc shop, looks at expensive fountain pen. Sales assistant approaches...

"You want StarWalker?"
"No me want Light Saber!" Makes appropriate whosshing noizes

Receives utterly bamboozled look from sales assistant.

"This is not the sci-fi fan you are looking for...." Makes appropriate Jedi gesture. Still nothing. Backs slowly out of shop.

Good to see that the 13 hour flight hasn't dented my twisted sense of humour.